Me on fridays
when a girl make u feel some type of way
These almond cookies are very aggressive.
My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.
you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing
White people remind me of those serial killers you see on TV that kill a bunch of people & keep an item of clothing or a piece of jewelry that belonged to the people they killed to wear for “fun”.
IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.
the greatest scene in all of modern cinema
All I seem to do anymore is work… I love my job, but I feel like I’m missing out on life
Chick-fil-A at Delaware City Day… Sold out
A monster of my own creation…
Chicken, sausage, bacon, spicy chicken, egg & cheese bagel
#tbt Rita’s first trip to the canal with @allieannhughey